// Welcome to Belle Reve Federal Penitentiary, dirtbag. Better learn to love the smell of your cellie's unwashed pits, 'cause you're gonna be here for a *long* time. That is, unless, you think you can do what you do best in the name of something other than your own personal greed or lousy vendetta. Unless you're willing to sign your life away in the name of the red, white and blue. Unless you're willing to sing "Hail to the Chief", and fight tooth and nail against insurmountable odds. You are? Well, how soon can you start? //